The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar