We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

I changed My mind By following My heart

Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist