One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics