My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…

Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time