The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky