The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

I risked loss And lost; I win

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position