There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other