My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting