When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war