People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know