There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest