We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

I died with a smile on my face Because I finally got the joke And it wasn’t me

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth