My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails
If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
