Breathe in not out
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
