Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…