Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

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