When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money