Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people