So often Human beings go From needing the respect Of being noticed with attention To wanting the respect

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…