In a twist in hell there are no consequences
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
My ego is too big
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
