All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when