John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
Unsurprisingly If a man learns only one thing abo… In all his years of marriage It’s that there is nothing more ob… Than someone who thinks he’s not b…
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray
