I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one
We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free
