I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Whether or not God’s work Is a thankless task Is up to us

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia