They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball