The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type