I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told