The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
