80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
