In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

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