The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
