Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening