Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

In Blade Runner Replicants are slaves Birthed in an adult body With false memories implanted To make their burden somehow beara…

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances