I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–