Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round