To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived
In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds