My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…