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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Make That Turkey Bacon

If Star Wars is actually told
From R2-D2’s perspective
Then our only hope
Is that God lets us go on believing
We are more powerful
Than we could possibly imagine
While God gets on with
Saving our bacon
Again and again

Altre opere di Chris Gaither...
Thy Will Be Done

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
We Are All Inigo Montoya. Yet We All Killed the Name-of-the-Father. And We Are All Preparing to Die.

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
God Has Your Number: Your Will to Power Gives Away All Your God-given Power

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
Trust Me, You’re Going to Have to Trust Me

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust
The Challenger Disaster

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
The Dictation of the Proletariat Will Be in Comic Sans, the Font of All Wisdom

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
“All of it. It’s all true.”

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
Just Desert

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
A Golden Parachute Just Means There’s Hell to Pay

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
The Ontological Pudding

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
For Whom the Cell Tolls

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
“You want to know my occupation? I get paid to rock the nation: I go to work, I go to work, I go to work”

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
Being and Time: A Riposte

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down
What Do Dreams and True Stories Have in Common? They Both Require Interpretation.

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
Burning House of Love

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns



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