When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect