You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…
Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–
The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
