I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist