True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel
I want what you want so I want a cow
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said