The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

Bringing the unconscious into cons… Is a process of increasing your to… Miraculously It is simultaneously the process For increasing your tolerance of t…

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…