Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…