Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

Life is trying So Die trying

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…