Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth
The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,
