I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
Never Win Anything
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God
