Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…