I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know