Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…
Life is trying So Die trying
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
