When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines