Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start