Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
