The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
Love is never generic– It is always specific to our genet… And in the giving we are both gene… And generative as we make the worl… Also making us generals, taking ch…
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
