People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
