Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,