First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

I will gladly suffer fools for love

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes