There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken