Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it