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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

“Social media is their life. That’s just what they do.”- Christie Sides

In a great leap forward
Nanotech reduced life
To avoiding death
By turning life
Into a video game
In which you have
Infinite lives

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Only Desire Overcomes Instinct

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it
It’s a Setup

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that
She Wasn’t a Librarian Yet When I Married Her; It Was Only Later That I Found God

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
Yes, “Existence Precedes Essence”, but Essence Exceeds Existence

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
Underwhelmed and Overcompensating

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
I Regret to Disinform You

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
Ain’t Life Grand: A Review

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
I Used to Live in the Elbow Room; Now I Live in the Bizarro Elbow Room

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
Haiku

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
I Had a Dream that I went to Sleep Without Taking My Contacts Out but When I Woke Up I Remembered that I Only Wear Reading Contacts and I Haven’t Been Able to Find Any Good Books

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…
“C-3PO: Help! I think I’m melting! This as all your fault! (R2-D2 makes a series of beeps that sound like chuckling)”; “C-3PO: R2D2 where are you?”

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
In the Order of Things, Chaos Reigns Supreme

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…
Have You Ever Noticed That When People Look at Their Phones, It’s Always with a Vacant Stare?

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
If You Face Your Own Fear, They Will Face Their Own Fear; the Former Is Called Faith, the Latter Is Known as Projection

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is
American Commissar

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but



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