I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

There is no Status quo But there is Status

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value