The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or