I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers