When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me
Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
