You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves