As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

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People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…